Overheard: The Evil Genius' Plan

Thing 3: We need an airplane. Are we supposed to swim the whole ocean?

Thing 1: First we'll take an airplane then we'll conquer here. We'll put all our soldiers into airplanes and...

Thing 2: How do you expect that to work? You can't conquer the world in a day?

Thing 1: Not in a day. A hundred years. Or a year. Yes. At the end of a year I expect us to have conquered the world.